WOMEN ARE LIKE TURKEYS
A wise grandfather was helping his wife of 47 years cook for Thanksgiving Dinner. While setting the table in the other room he asks his grandson to check and see if the turkey was done.
The young man of 16 goes into the kitchen, opens the oven door and then shouts, “Grandpa it’s done!”
The grandfather with a “built in timer” stops what he’s doing and comes into the kitchen to check himself. “How do you know the turkey is done son?”
“That’s easy grandpa. Because the little thing popped up and the turkey is brown. That means it’s done.”
“That bird is not ready son.”
“Yes it is grandpa. The timer popped up. See?”
He decides to teach his grandson a cooking lesson and an important lesson about women since he’s at that peek age of sexual exploration. “Sonny, do you know the similarities between turkey’s and women?”
“Huh? You have to make sure your timing is right?’
“No baby boy. Just like a turkey, you can tell when both are ready. Do you know how?”
“No Sir.”
“Do you see how the turkey’s wings and legs are still close to its body? There all kinda tense and tight?”
“Yes.” Said the grandson totally confused at this point.
“Well just like a woman, you can tell when she’s ready when her arms and legs open up and her body relaxes. Now push that bird back into the oven and come on and help me finish setting the table.”
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A true but funny little story a friend shared with me yesterday.
